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"You realize your jeans are so tight, your vagina is eating them."
"You're going to have to clean the semen out of your ass"
"I like to make a girl climax a few times before I insert anything"
- A friend (not directed at me since I don't wear pants)

Its weird how alcohol makes me totally unembarrased about sexual conversations. Jesus.
Thank the unknown for smiles and good people.