flu for you and me

Late for work again, what is that woman thinking putting me on morning.
After work I hussled to the LC and to the jam spot.
A quick jam just to get a set list on paper and figure things out.
KLC and Diana showed up just in time to see the grand fight.
I was a little upset with my mother and her refusal to come to the show.
We yell at each other and I call her names most kids wouldn't think to call their mom and then, you know, things are back to normal.
Justin and Andrea showed up with mom and then we all got down to the business of drinking.
Alfred came to the show straight up hammered, it was funny.
Although we did lose all the puppets and the eye patches in some sort of drunken mishap.
That just means we'll have to work out some new gimmicks.
Savannah's party was lots of fun, I spent most of the night outside with Diana, Andrea and my brother.
Sunday was a big day of work and nothing much else
Monday however, good old rock4skrrrilla and the ressurection of scrabble.
Scrabble was lots of fun, I poked fun at Chris Deon most of the night.
We were told to take our comedy act on the road.
I hung out with Bridgette at Reflections, it was one of her last nights in town.
Have fun doing Asian things, we'll be faithfully awaiting your return.
I can't for the life of me remember Tuesday.
Maybe something excitin' happened and the sheer thought of it would make my brain explode.
KLC, Diana, New wave, Adrian, Riley and I headed out to kareoke on Wednesday.
I got angry as per usual at what's his face, I need to control my emotions.
Put a mother fucking cap on that shit.
Kareoke was absolutely insane, there was a damn line-up outside the door to get in.
Who the fuck waits in line to get into kareoke?
It was lots of fun though, lots of new face, Jessie and Christian made it out and Will too.
I saw an old friend of mine, Cory, although he drunkenly disapeared into the night.
NewWave and I had a 2 person party at the Apple Barrel before being joined by some Moncton kids.
Thursday - the day things went not so well.
It started out wonderfully, Amy and I had some lunch together.
Some delicious poutine and burgers at the Ardmore.
I headed down to work and started feeling not so great.
Progressively the pain in my stomach was getting worst until finally I exploded my stomach contents all over the bathroom.
It was awful, I hadn't puked in over a year and I forgot how fucking gut wrenching it is.
Immediately I headed home but I thought maybe it was just you know a one time barf.
Boy was I mistaken I spent 14 hours puking, every 45 minutes.
One of the worst flus I've ever had, by 4 in the morning I was starting to lose hope.
By 7 the waters had calmed and I called my mom for some sweet mommy talks.
For some reason when you're ill, mom is the best person to talk to.
I woke up sometime Friday afternoon feeling empty and in need of some company.
Peek came down to the One World with me, Panos was there too.
The release party in Hell went well too, I wasn't drinking but the bands were pretty hot.
I got myself a copy of the record, I can't wait to actually be able to hear it.
I sat down for quite a bit of the show, I still wasn't feeling right as rain.
Stephen drove me home afterwards, I love him and his wonderful vehicle.
I actually woke up for work on time on Saturday.
Impressive I know, but I also left 3 hours early.
I had to jam with 2 different sets of peoples to get ready for the Radiator release show.
That was a fun night all around, we sold all the comps, Scribbler sold quite a few singles, Telecommando sold all their EPs except 3 I think.
Lindsay Dobbin and I put together a band called Phoque-A with the basic idea of covering 1996 pop songs (Aqua, Spice Girls) and changing the lyrics to be about touchy subjects such a rape and abortion.
Well, I thought it was great, the crowd didn't feel the same way.
Definitely didn't applease the masses, but who really gives a shit.
I find interesting that more people were offended by abortion than rape.
What?
Sunday morning breakfast with Derrick, Adrian and Emilie at the Greek Village.
Yum, their omelettes make me so happy, those delicious cheese pockets.
Amy and I headed over to the dump and run but on the way there we ran into Troy.
He told us it wasnt that impressive so instead we went to the Coburg.
Over priced muffins and smoothies later we sat outside and chilled with Savannah.
On the walk downtown we stopped in to check out magazines, I got caught up with the lateness Hollywood gossip.
The highlight of the week, straight up was meeting Troy's puppy.
That dog is the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen.
Its so cute all you want to do is squeeze it and love it and have it lick your face.
Lereme (?) and I connected, I felt it.
Sigh, I love him and his patchy fur.
Work was a lot of boring and hang man, but I got a wonderous visit from Julia.
After work I went to Alex's and they were watching a R. Crumb documentary.
What a strange guy and what a strange family, I must find out more about this person.
I had a job interview at the porn store on Monday.
I think I pretty much garanteed have the job.
My schedule for the summer is almost sick its so perfect.
Monday night - Tuesday morning off
Wednesday night - Thursday morning off
Friday night - Saturday morning and night - Sunday morning off
Things are shaping up nicely.
Rock4$$s was short lived for me, but I did get to see Matt and Juan Love.
I went to Meghan's place afterwards, we stayed up late and ate too much food.
In the morning Dale, Meghan, Jessie, Christian and I went to Bob and Lorri's.
And now I'm done.
How do I remember this crap?