Mister Puke Pukerson
I am an idiot.
The one show I was super excited to see I missed.
What I would do to turn back the clock.
What was I thinking?!
I had so much booze in such a short period of time.
AND the no food thing.
When I realized I was on my way to throw up land I panicked!
I started throwing potatoes in the microwave.
Watching them spin around the plate.
Which ofcourse didn't help with the nausea.
Finally I gave in, got a bag of the table and puked.
The defeated feeling washed over me.
I ate the potatoes to save me from future throw up.
Crawled into bed and cried since I'd be missing the show.
Missing the show, missing friends I desperatly wanted to see.
I guess I did get to hang out with the PEI crew for a while.
I totally disgusted Jeff by peeing with the door open.
He couldn't even see anything, whats the difference?
I will be forever confused by why that was gross.
Maybe he has no siblings, get out of the bathroom never works with siblings.
I love the threat, get out or I'll pee with you in here.
It's more of a dare!
Well, I hope GS play soon, I'm so fucking pissed I missed that show!
WAIT A MINUTE.
I forgot about the awesome that is Dog Day and GS.
Things are already starting to look up.
See you guys at the Pavilion I hope.
The one show I was super excited to see I missed.
What I would do to turn back the clock.
What was I thinking?!
I had so much booze in such a short period of time.
AND the no food thing.
When I realized I was on my way to throw up land I panicked!
I started throwing potatoes in the microwave.
Watching them spin around the plate.
Which ofcourse didn't help with the nausea.
Finally I gave in, got a bag of the table and puked.
The defeated feeling washed over me.
I ate the potatoes to save me from future throw up.
Crawled into bed and cried since I'd be missing the show.
Missing the show, missing friends I desperatly wanted to see.
I guess I did get to hang out with the PEI crew for a while.
I totally disgusted Jeff by peeing with the door open.
He couldn't even see anything, whats the difference?
I will be forever confused by why that was gross.
Maybe he has no siblings, get out of the bathroom never works with siblings.
I love the threat, get out or I'll pee with you in here.
It's more of a dare!
Well, I hope GS play soon, I'm so fucking pissed I missed that show!
WAIT A MINUTE.
I forgot about the awesome that is Dog Day and GS.
Things are already starting to look up.
See you guys at the Pavilion I hope.
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