If you're going to make out in the street like your life depended on it, you might as well just come to my work and give me head.
Seriously, I hate public displays of affection.
Well hates a strong word, I usually reserve the word for a few vegetables, condiments and 2 people.
But dislike applies for reals though.
The only time I excuse disgusting amounts of public loving is if I'm drunk.
Because then it's funny and you get to laugh.
Try laughing at someone for making out on the street at 10 in morning on Sunday.
The looks I got.
Don't you think some stuff should just be for two people?
You know when that door closes you're in for a treat.
Basically I'm saying, come to my work and give me head.