I had this dream last night.
I can't decide if it was a nightmare or not.
Ala, Craig, Alex, Dan, the Tay, Amy, Lizard Face and I are on a raft.
Theres also this dude in red swim trunks and a blond.
The guy in the trunks starts exposing himself to us, but he has a vagina!
We all decide to jump into the current and be swept down the coast.
It so happens the coast is the one where I grew up.
There was all the landmarks that actually exist.
And a bunch of landmarks I've dreamed of before.
We go through a patch of crabs and they bite us like crazy.
All of a sudden Lizard Face and I are on land running, looking down at all the swimmers.
We catch up to them at the end of a turn and jump back in.
Theres a van in the water, and Phil's drum set is being thrown in the water.
Craig and Amy start lubing each other up with Wet warming lube.
All the while Dan's yelling "We're already wet!".
But they keep going at it.
Then theres lawn furniture in the water, and the ocean disappears.
A bunch of people come over the cliff, set down their chairs for a concert.
And I woke up.
I looked at the clock and it said 9:01.
I screamed 'Fuck Dan!' pissed he hadn't woken me sooner for work.
Then he walks in the room, starts shaking his head and his eyes become one.
And I woke up.
It's 8:31, and theres a note from Dan that I can't read.
I'm getting super frustrated to the point of crying.
And I woke up.
It's 8:27, and it's reality.
I find Dan listening to the Violent Femmes, and he has both eyes.
Whew.
I met Greg Thorney last night.
I had no idea who he was.
I was right drunk and being a jerk.
He loved it though.