This just in!
Sadastan leaders fear they might be losing the war.
With the opposition bringing in secret weapons, it's looking bleak.
Special Task Forces also known as Hoolians have joined the battle.
They're dropping bombs known as Instant Popcornators all over the country side.
With these new radical tactics, no one knows what will happen.
A re-grouping meeting to be held at the camp 2 - Charlie's later in the evening.
I AM SAM WANTS YOU!


Get it?
Uncle Sam... I Am Sam...
Fuck I'm clever.