Christmas cheer
Why do you find it neccesary to make me feel like poop?
My whole life, I listen to you call me fat.
I felt fat and gross until I turned 20 years old.
Finally I live in a city far away from all this negative bullshit.
Without fail though, everytime, why do I even expect it to be different?
We're sitting there talking about my little sister's disease and he comes up with this gem.
The man is even getting creative with his put-downs.
"Oh are you going to give her a kidney? You're fat, you should give her a kidney, you'll lose weight!"
Are you fucking kidding me?
My face got so red, the whole room stopped talking.
Thanks Grandpa, Merry fucking Christmas to you too.
I can't wait to go back to Halifax, I feel better about myself in that city.
I'll write about the good parts of Christmas once my good mood comes back.
My whole life, I listen to you call me fat.
I felt fat and gross until I turned 20 years old.
Finally I live in a city far away from all this negative bullshit.
Without fail though, everytime, why do I even expect it to be different?
We're sitting there talking about my little sister's disease and he comes up with this gem.
The man is even getting creative with his put-downs.
"Oh are you going to give her a kidney? You're fat, you should give her a kidney, you'll lose weight!"
Are you fucking kidding me?
My face got so red, the whole room stopped talking.
Thanks Grandpa, Merry fucking Christmas to you too.
I can't wait to go back to Halifax, I feel better about myself in that city.
I'll write about the good parts of Christmas once my good mood comes back.
posted by Lindsay at 12/25/2005
6 Comments:
merry christmas lindsay
from antigonish
merry christmas from the fax.
The only thing big about you is your heart.
i want to kick your grandpa in the junk
Sounds like you need to cook up a good ol' practical joke to humiliate that old fart. I suggest a bucket of something sticky followed by a bucket of feathers. Or something like that. Record it, and play it at every family gathering.
Furthermore, I would like to say that 1) he appears to be an old fart
2) it's lucky I wasn't there (because I have been known to run my mouth off at friends elders when they act like shits) and
3) come home to Halifax, because we love you and miss you and know an old fart when we see one.
Love Bonny
PS - Neon pink feathers.
The best part about my grandpa is the god awful fake hair piece that he has had since the early 80's. You can tell it is fake hair and he is covering up an entire scalp of baldness. I told my dad that if my grandfather said something about my weight the next time I saw him I was going to defend myself and it was not going to be pretty.
You guys are the reason I am missing Halifax right now, I thank you for you nice thoughts and evil revenge ideas. Atleast when I went to dinner with my awesome side of the family they commented on all the weight I have infact lost. And ofcourse all the confidence I have gained especially with the new found love of showing skin.
Why are not you at home Ed? I will be home soon, we can plan some New Year shananigans. Man, you guys make me feel warm and tingly inside even though I am freezing.
Merry Christmas you guys.
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