soocer

Poor pukey Mark was dragged out of the house, hating life because of the puke smell that awaited in his room.
Brunch with Alfred, Beardo, and those Stance brothers was lots of fun.
Work = craptastic.
Duchess Says has lit up my life for the last week.
Annie-Claude is dead crazy and amazing, I bought their 4 song EP and have been listenning to it none stop for the past week.
Such a good life show, I wish they just lived here, I'd never miss a show.
I brought the CD to work the next day, poor Justin was all hung-over.
Duchess Says is a lot to handle in the morning, well not for me, but for me.
Alex and Mike D came up with the Gary Busey band for Monday.
I however missed their entire set at Rock4$$s, who knows what I was doing.
Adrian, Mike D and I went to breakfast and Mike slept in Ed's bed for the night.
I haven't hung out with Mike in a long time, lots of fun, we spent the morning chit-a-ma-chatting.
I hung out with Amy for the rest of the afternoon, we went to visit Meghan.
Maureen is insanely scary, but a really good trainer, she taught me a lot.
Wednesday was the same old craziness, except came over super early so we did some hanging.
Left a note at Jessie's for them to come to kareoke, which they didn't, tsk tsk.
Joi wasn't feeling well for a few days, I really wanted to convince her to come down.
Lots of people came over though, it was a hilarious pre-drink.
I throw Ala's leg warmer out the window, she got up and went outside to get it, Adrian jumped out the window grabbed it and ran to the back of the house without her noticing.
When she came in, he was wearing her leg-warmer.
Hilarious.
Bearly's has been dead for the last little bit, it was complete madness for 2 weeks and now its starting to dwindle.
I was always get so NERVOUS ABOUT DWINDLING.
Amy bought me chinese food on Thursday, we went to Mr.Chang's.
Our server was hilarious, but really nice.. I think he changed the oldies station to a pop station for us.
They make some pretty decent chinese food at Chang's, I've only been there once.
My first 'date', which was totally awesome since I got to meet Carol.
Carol is the best waitress in the city by the way, I don't know if I've discussed this before, but its so amazingly true.
Go Carol.
Work = subway = suck.
The more I work at the porn shop the more I realize Subway SUCKS.
I went on a grandi-osesesese excursion to Value Village with Christian, Jessie and Laura.
I bought me a pretty little red slip and got harrased by the Bulk Barn police.
Actually both me AND Laura got roughed up by the Bulk Barn police.
Laura and I hung out for a bit afterwards, headed over to Al's.
The decision to have a paaaaaaaarty was made, which ended up swimmingly.
Just the right amount of amazing people can make for a wonderous party.
Derrick came, him, Alfred and I went to the basement and jammed out some Le Coque et les Phoque with Derrick on guitar.
That was definitely a highlight for me, I think a ridiculous Coque/Phoque all-stars will be done sometime.
Breakfast with the lovely KLC in the morning.
We both got some mexican food and discussed you know, scolarlylelell things.
Sometimes I just I could spell.
Amanda, Riley, Adrian, Deon, Kyle and I were supposed to go see Art School Confidential, we got the time wrong and that didn't happen.
However, since the dollarstore is across the way, I got bubble stuff and sidewalk chalk.
An exciting day in the making.
Christian invited me to go check out some soccer in the commons arond 4 so off we went.
I love playing soccer, probably not before as much as now, it was just lots of fun and very hilarious.
After soccer we went to Jessie's and she had the most amazing vegan meal ready for us.
I spent the rest of the night getting twisted over there and gossiping with Simmons.
The A/V show was quite the dance party, I was glad there was some friendly faces amongst the crowd of evil.
I heard something really interesting in line.
Some dude was talking about how his girlfriend dumped him for A/V on New Year's.
Now, I know who that would be, because I was there for New Years.
The most interesting part, was I said 'I know who you're talking about,I'm Lindsay, I used to be her best friend'.
Then he made a recognition face and said something along the lines of I wouldn't say best friends because all she ever did was bad mouth you.
Then said it wasn't more so her but her current best friend/roommate who did all the bad mouthing.
Maybe he was just some asshole who felt like being a jerk, I hope thats the case.
We had just finished spending an amazing week together back home.
Anyways, I had fun but that whole conversation weirded me out and sobered me up.
The morning after I had brunch with Derrick and Emilie, the omelete to end all omeletes ofcourse.
Served by the lovely waitress that is Carol.
I took them on a porn adventure, I love that awkward pause at the tranvestite section.
Its kind of like the sun, you shouldn't look but you can't look away.
Work at Subway, way too sore from soccer, sucked.
I'm done.

but you have a pretty face

Oh man, with the help of Emilie, I do infact remember Wednesday.
Emilie and I headed over to Greek Village for breakfast.
We left some really awesome comments about Carole the waitress.
I gave Em the full on porn store tour, it's a pretty well organized porn shop.
Army Surplus was our next step, I needed some new foot wear badly.
The combat boots were a bust, but I did find some camo chucks for 15$, I couldn't complain.
My first pair of chucks too, chucks are not made for 8 hour shifts at work.
We went downtown to Stephen's office so I could borrow a deck deck from him.
I headed over to Lindsay's and Shannon's, we hung out while we waited for one of the tapes to finish.
I walked over here and started dubbing tapes.
Molly and Adrian came over for some pre-drink madness.
Went to Amy's to visit, she wasn't feeling well, she told me some blood boiling business.
I am the most irrational person ever, straight up the first to admit to.
Anyways, I stormed out of her house in a rage.
Then proceeded to spend the rest of the night hitting on randoms and being a loser.
Some dude put me in some sort of 'hey, I'm a huge jerk' headlock, thanks buddy.
Annnnnnnnd I got out of rountine and sang a different song, I think it went well.
Adrian, Andrew, Riley and Mike came out to breakfast, good times as usual.
I saw the mighty de-virginatizer outside the Dome, he kept looking at me and I felt like a small itty bitty person.
The memory of that night is one of the most unpleasant.
I stole his cab and we went home.
I spent Thursday morning cutting out small labels for the tape and visting luxury living.
Frank gave me and Ala a drive downtown and it turned out I didn't have to work.
Instead I stole mixnuts from the candy shop and Ala passed out resumes.
Went to Deon's to pick up some tapes from him, chit-chatted with Mary and Derrick.
Headed back to the Scribbler house for some dubbing and some Dream Phone.
I went over to Julia's afterwards, more tape dubbing and chilling.
Friday morning was my 3rd day peddling porn.
I had a busy day doing random things, the day goes buy so fast there.
I love that job.
Tape release day started at 5 when work ended.
I got home at 5 30 and was drunk by 6 30.
The show went well in my opinion, I had tons of fun, the bands were weird and original and bizarre, which was our plan from the beggining.
Derrick put some dirty sanchez on our faces during out set.
The new song seems to be doing alright with the crowd, I love it, so intense.
All the tapes were sold, that makes me VERY happy.
When the show was all said and done a few of us made it down to Stage 9.
I did that flirt with everything that looks like it might have a penis thing.
Pathetic really, booze is slowly becoming my enemy, or my common sense enemy.
Saturday was lots of fun, Julia and I spent the day together.
We played with dogs, played Scrabble, went on a mission for canvas, ate Seafood and did random nonesense.
I headed down to the Rock Gardens for the 1$ punk show, it was crawling with kids.
Kids have no sense, do they really think drinking colt 45 out of a paper bag infront of a busy street in broad daylight is a noble idea?
Come on now, it was fun, but man, kids need to smarten up.
Afterwards I went to the One World to catch Laura's set.
I got a little mini riot party going on for her to sing another song.
Those Stance brother's had people over after the show, I went down there and got good and hammered.
I was called fat 3 times this week.
Its not so much that it bothers me, but it makes you realize your friends do that 'lie because its nice' thing A LOT.
If I'm fat enough for someone to insult me with that specific comment, than its true.
I'm an asshole to everybody though, things eventually have to balance out when I get a taste of my own medicine.
I think I'll end on that note.
Sunday morning breakfast will be saved for next time.

I left all the build up for Wednesday and I can't even remember anymore.

Laundry and shower today, maybe even some foot spray grossness.
Why must my feeet smell? Why do I deserve this?
One more step to being, hygenic, foot spray.

porn porn porn

Friday night I went down to the Scribble basement to record some fun surprises.
They'll be on side A for about 15 minutes, try to sit through it, its worth it.
Man what I tough hour on them vocal cords, I laughed so much it hurt.
Those kids are always there when I need them and I appreciate it so much.
It was such a dreary day on Saturday, going to work sucked.
The day was slow and the debit machine didn't work so there wasn't a whole lot going on.
I left early to go feed one of my BEST FRIEND's cat, and go to Staple for label paper.
When I got to Staples much to my surprise I had forgotten my bank card at work.
I was so frustrated, I left and stood infront of the door for a few seconds when a whole whack of water fell on my head from god knows where.
Bad day getting worst, but I went over to Alex's and those kids made me laugh.
Derrick and I went downtown for some lunch at the Med.
Hummus is something new to me in the past year but I loves it, the Med makes good hummus.
The Dog Day show was lots of fun, the Doers were there, it was nice to see them.
Dog Day was wonderful as usual, I danced and smiled through the entire-ity of their set.
The Doers and some other kids started walking in my general home direction so off we went.
We ended up at some weird house with lots of halls and doors to nowhere it seemed.
The bathroom was painted hot pink and they had a built in stage in a very small room.
Weirdness.
Sunday afternoon was gorgeous outside and I wasn't excited for work.
I went for a walk with Alex down to Frenchy's and around the general North End.
Work was slow and Julia came to hang out for a few hours when my co-worker left early.
We went down to Freeman's for a drink, we talked about highschool and its many fucked up parts.
Monday was my first day at the porn store, by far the most awesomenest job ever.
It was a pretty slow day so I spend it talking to my mananger and alphabetizing movies.
Fuck the food service this shit is so much easier.
The whole day was marvelous, I can't believe I get paid 7.5$ to do half the job I do at Subway.
After work I went to practice and we wrote a new song.
Its personally my favorite of the moment, love ballad dedicated to my vagina.
It definitely has a charm to it.
I got a whole gang down at Al's because thats what I do.
At which point we all headed down to Reflections for some grand old times.
I had a pretty fun night but I think it was quoted as 'the drunkest I've ever seen Lindsay'.
That would explain why I had to get Adrian to take me home, untie my boots and why when I finally laid down I got immediately and threw up out of my fucking window.
I haven't thrown up because of booze in over a year.
Bad Motels won the movie, congrats dudes, you definitely deserve the shits.
I think our set went well, I gave it my all, probably because I was so hammered.
Tuesday morning at work was fucking ROUGH.
I got there at 10 on the dot, I can't believe I wasn't late.
This day was a little busier but still easy as balls.
I sold my first electric vagina, the best part is you have to battery test it before you can sell it.
Customers pretty much look like they want to shoot you in the face.
I rented Garage Girls and Behind the Green Door.
Garage Girls I would recommend to anyone, hilarious 1970's porn, great facial hair, hilarious plot, the jokes are fucking lame but straight up funny.
Behind the Green Doors on the other hand is just weird and fucked up.
It was about kidnapping a woman and basically softly raping her infront of a room of masked men and women.
Also made in the 1970's, I think I'll stick to classics.
Anyway, porn job is awesome and I'm going to love it forever.
I got the tape dubbing underway, and I'm starting to cross things off my mile long to do list.

Wednesday was too hectic, it'll get its own entry in a few days.

doooers

The show tonight was wicked.
I had lots of fun and I'm so glad there are a few people I can count on to come to our shows.
Its good to see familiar faces in the crowd.
I don't know what I would do if I didn't have that, maybe look at my boots for the whole set.
I played the show mostly sober, thats a pretty big step forward for me.
The Vancouver kids loved it, I've never had so much feedback.
Positive re-inforcement is awesome, I think they got what we were doing and they enjoyed it.
One of the members of the Doers is going to sent me a cd of a band called Gangbang.
He believe they are on West coast equals, I can't wait to get this package in the mail.
In return I'm going to send him a copy of our tape were releasing next week.
I liked the away bands, they were all really different and some interesting things going on.
I keep waiting for you to find this perfect girlfriend you've been looking for and then cast me aside.
Its such a shitty feeling, waiting for the day my friendship won't be as important.
Maybe thats why I'm so god damn bitchy with you, maybe if I make you hate me before you don't need me I won't feel so damn stupid.
Blarghs.
Tonight someone told me my 'ego' was fascinating.
They said I love myself so much I turn it violent.
As in, everybody must love me and if you don't I want to know why before I destroy you.
I'll let everybody in on a secret, I'm not that confident but I'm really good at faking it.
Tonights a night of confessions and mumbo jumbo that is leaking out of my brain.
My stomach hurt a little bit on the walk home, same spot, same problems.
Atleast it wasn't searing pain thats always a good thing.
OH OH OH.
I almost forgot, I washed my comforter for the first time in about 2 years, it went from grey to white.
I'm on a mission to not smell, watch out now, I'm going to become of those normal people that showers and launders things.
Boring, yet... hygenic.
Body wash, deoterant, laundry detergent, conditioner, and scented candels are all things I bought this week.
Ha.
Pyramid Cafe is open and serving some pretty decent meals.
I'll definitely be going back, so close to home, so yummy.
Chris, Laura and Julia were there for some supper and my laundry doings.
A good day all together despite my brain working on the negative side.

herald

Abby decided she didn't feel like coming to work on Tuesday.
Well thats awesome but working by myself at Subway for 2 hours during supper isn't great.
Selfish bitch.
Then worthless pimples McGee comes in and complains for 6 hours and all I can think about is the sink is big enough for me to drown myself if it comes down to it.
Work makes me bitter, atleast Amy came to visit that was good times.
Actually, Meghan/Dave came to visit, and Paisley, it was a work visit filled night.
I was going to go visit Al but instead I stayed home and meticulously plucked my eyebrows and few goat hairs.
Leah, Julia and I got together on Wednesday morning to cook up a storm.
After looking through cookbooks and fending off hunger we oopted to eat out instead.
I don't get why half the actual decent restaurants on Quinpool are closed for lunch on weekdays, whats going?
We ended up at King's Palace.
What a disapointment, pretty much the only thing Leah could eat was a pound of tofu covered in sweet and sour sauce and poor Julia got a plater of noodles full of pork.
If anyone knows Julia, they know that girl does not eat pork.
Bad business, the rest of the afternoon was fun though.
I called my good pal Jordan from across the country, he hasn't been feeling right as rain lately.
Poor guy was drunk by 2 in the afternoon, but I was drunk by 6 so what can I say?
I love Jordan, he's hilarious, I was supposed to be cheering him up but he kept a smile on my face the whole time.
We all went to Jen's for some kareoke pre-drink madness.
There was tons of people there and even more at Bearly's.
Not a single person on the dance floor was a stranger, I had an amazing time.
Brad is the funniest guy ever, he makes me laugh, and has the beard of a god.
Mike D showed up randomly too, I think I might of hugged him a bit too hard.
I tend to get over-excited when drunk, and I was really pumped to see him.
I also yelled at him, you know all loud and drunk, stop not being my friend or I'll kill you type yelling.
I'm a ray of fucking sunshine I tells ya.
Right after Mike D finished Prince I got this searing sharp pain in my side.
At first it was kind of chilled, then it got worst, it got so bad I almost cried.
I went outside and clutched my side for a good 15 minutes.
After a while I decided this was bullshit, and kind of faked being okay.
The pain had somewhat gone away but not fully.
I felt like punching some idiot at the Applebarrel, I was feeling too great and she kept making snarky comments at me.
Andrew and I got into a pancake fight, that was fun.
Then we all left and I came home and went immediately to bed.
This morning was more of last night, I woke up and bam, sharp searing pain.
I basically laid on my floor straight crying and clutching my side.
After about a half an hour it stopped and I was felt fine, like it never happened.
I went out to lunch with Riley, Stephen and Katie and I still feel fine.
I don't know whats going on in this stomach of mine but it better chill out.
Stephen mentionned us in the Herald today, this makes me happy.
Thanks Stephen, you rock.
Come out to the show tonight if you feel like getting your dance groove on.

flu for you and me

Late for work again, what is that woman thinking putting me on morning.
After work I hussled to the LC and to the jam spot.
A quick jam just to get a set list on paper and figure things out.
KLC and Diana showed up just in time to see the grand fight.
I was a little upset with my mother and her refusal to come to the show.
We yell at each other and I call her names most kids wouldn't think to call their mom and then, you know, things are back to normal.
Justin and Andrea showed up with mom and then we all got down to the business of drinking.
Alfred came to the show straight up hammered, it was funny.
Although we did lose all the puppets and the eye patches in some sort of drunken mishap.
That just means we'll have to work out some new gimmicks.
Savannah's party was lots of fun, I spent most of the night outside with Diana, Andrea and my brother.
Sunday was a big day of work and nothing much else
Monday however, good old rock4skrrrilla and the ressurection of scrabble.
Scrabble was lots of fun, I poked fun at Chris Deon most of the night.
We were told to take our comedy act on the road.
I hung out with Bridgette at Reflections, it was one of her last nights in town.
Have fun doing Asian things, we'll be faithfully awaiting your return.
I can't for the life of me remember Tuesday.
Maybe something excitin' happened and the sheer thought of it would make my brain explode.
KLC, Diana, New wave, Adrian, Riley and I headed out to kareoke on Wednesday.
I got angry as per usual at what's his face, I need to control my emotions.
Put a mother fucking cap on that shit.
Kareoke was absolutely insane, there was a damn line-up outside the door to get in.
Who the fuck waits in line to get into kareoke?
It was lots of fun though, lots of new face, Jessie and Christian made it out and Will too.
I saw an old friend of mine, Cory, although he drunkenly disapeared into the night.
NewWave and I had a 2 person party at the Apple Barrel before being joined by some Moncton kids.
Thursday - the day things went not so well.
It started out wonderfully, Amy and I had some lunch together.
Some delicious poutine and burgers at the Ardmore.
I headed down to work and started feeling not so great.
Progressively the pain in my stomach was getting worst until finally I exploded my stomach contents all over the bathroom.
It was awful, I hadn't puked in over a year and I forgot how fucking gut wrenching it is.
Immediately I headed home but I thought maybe it was just you know a one time barf.
Boy was I mistaken I spent 14 hours puking, every 45 minutes.
One of the worst flus I've ever had, by 4 in the morning I was starting to lose hope.
By 7 the waters had calmed and I called my mom for some sweet mommy talks.
For some reason when you're ill, mom is the best person to talk to.
I woke up sometime Friday afternoon feeling empty and in need of some company.
Peek came down to the One World with me, Panos was there too.
The release party in Hell went well too, I wasn't drinking but the bands were pretty hot.
I got myself a copy of the record, I can't wait to actually be able to hear it.
I sat down for quite a bit of the show, I still wasn't feeling right as rain.
Stephen drove me home afterwards, I love him and his wonderful vehicle.
I actually woke up for work on time on Saturday.
Impressive I know, but I also left 3 hours early.
I had to jam with 2 different sets of peoples to get ready for the Radiator release show.
That was a fun night all around, we sold all the comps, Scribbler sold quite a few singles, Telecommando sold all their EPs except 3 I think.
Lindsay Dobbin and I put together a band called Phoque-A with the basic idea of covering 1996 pop songs (Aqua, Spice Girls) and changing the lyrics to be about touchy subjects such a rape and abortion.
Well, I thought it was great, the crowd didn't feel the same way.
Definitely didn't applease the masses, but who really gives a shit.
I find interesting that more people were offended by abortion than rape.
What?
Sunday morning breakfast with Derrick, Adrian and Emilie at the Greek Village.
Yum, their omelettes make me so happy, those delicious cheese pockets.
Amy and I headed over to the dump and run but on the way there we ran into Troy.
He told us it wasnt that impressive so instead we went to the Coburg.
Over priced muffins and smoothies later we sat outside and chilled with Savannah.
On the walk downtown we stopped in to check out magazines, I got caught up with the lateness Hollywood gossip.
The highlight of the week, straight up was meeting Troy's puppy.
That dog is the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen.
Its so cute all you want to do is squeeze it and love it and have it lick your face.
Lereme (?) and I connected, I felt it.
Sigh, I love him and his patchy fur.
Work was a lot of boring and hang man, but I got a wonderous visit from Julia.
After work I went to Alex's and they were watching a R. Crumb documentary.
What a strange guy and what a strange family, I must find out more about this person.
I had a job interview at the porn store on Monday.
I think I pretty much garanteed have the job.
My schedule for the summer is almost sick its so perfect.
Monday night - Tuesday morning off
Wednesday night - Thursday morning off
Friday night - Saturday morning and night - Sunday morning off
Things are shaping up nicely.
Rock4$$s was short lived for me, but I did get to see Matt and Juan Love.
I went to Meghan's place afterwards, we stayed up late and ate too much food.
In the morning Dale, Meghan, Jessie, Christian and I went to Bob and Lorri's.
And now I'm done.
How do I remember this crap?